Animals are stupid?
Because you haven’t done your 10 second tidy yet
why do you have a backpack?
Because he’s already peed all over the backpack. The couch is bigger and takes longer to saturate.
eh blow it out your earhole
hmm … blows my mind. Doesn’t everyone’s backpack smell like your cooch?
"my big comfy couch"….did you remember to write that down in your handy dandy notebook?
Like the beaver lady I thought you were probably going to sexually assault the dog. Animals are stupid but even dogs should know to wear protection in that kind of high risk scenario.
Because your backpack smells like pot and sweat. I guess your stupid dog likes pot and sweat.
Because you’re not trying to touch his no-no place when he sleeps on the backpack.
That, and animals are stupid.
He likes to feel like a fetus.
You spelled ‘cooch’ wrong.